October 2011
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That’s right, student. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
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NBA, where nothing happens.
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A Letter from "Mom and Dad"...
My child,
When I get old, I hope you understand and have patience with me. In case I break the plate, or spill soup on the table because I’m losing my eyesight, I hope you don’t yell at me. Older people are sensitive, always having self pity when you yell. When my hearing gets worse and I can’t hear what you’re saying, I hope you don’t call me ‘Deaf!’ Please repeat what you said or write it...
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I have discovered how to make $$$ from Facebook!...
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My dentist told me that my gums wouldn't bleed if...
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I hate when my body is all like, "Time to sneeze."...
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LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing my ass off so hard my...
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During a test, people look up for inspiration,...
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Feelings change, people change, and time keeps rolling. You can hold on to past mistakes or you can create your own happiness. A smile is a choice, not a miracle. True happiness comes from within. Don’t make the mistake of waiting on someone or something to come along and make you happy.
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iPhone 4S = for Steve
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“The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented.”
—President Obama on the passing of Steve Jobs
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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah...
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is...
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Damn girl, when I was your age I lost my tooth,...
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The awkward moment when you realize Facebook has...
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we...
September 2011
8 posts
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“Hey can I borrow a pencil?”
“Yeah, but it doesn’t have an eraser.”
“Life doesn’t have an eraser.”
“……..That was deep.”
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless...
