June 2011
41 posts
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Jun 29th
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I have never seen a tombstone that said, "Died...
Jun 28th
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"Oh crap I have to do my homework... wait... IT'S...
Jun 27th
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I used to think that Chuck E. Cheese was actually...
Jun 26th
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Pretending to die in front of your dog to see if...
Jun 26th
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Meowing back at your cat.
Jun 26th
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I hate when songs use police siren noises while...
Jun 26th
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I still go up the stairs on all fours.
Jun 26th
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There's hundreds of TV channels, but playing with...
Jun 26th
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"1, 2, 3, smile!" "...Did you take it yet?" "Hold...
Jun 26th
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When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the...
Jun 26th
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My elementary school teachers said we'd have to...
Jun 26th
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That awkward moment when you sneeze in class and...
Jun 26th
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Forgetting to read the "shake well" instruction on...
Jun 26th
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I'm way out of elementary school, but I still...
Jun 26th
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I feel weird talking to my pet in a regular voice.
Jun 26th
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That awkward moment when you drop something in a...
Jun 26th
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You can't make the same mistake twice. The second...
Jun 25th
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People say that good friends are hard to find......
Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on...
Jun 15th
59 notes
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Went to Wikipedia to look up an important physics...
Jun 15th
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Lost an electron yesterday. You really have to...
Jun 14th
39 notes
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain...
Jun 14th
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Dear Mother Nature, I never signed up for a...
Jun 14th
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Me: Mom, we're out of crackers. Mom: I guess you...
-_-
Jun 14th
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I think LeBron should get married. That's the only...
Jun 14th
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jun 14th
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I'm about to yell inside an envelope! ...voice...
Jun 14th
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I see you have time to update your status but not...
Jun 14th
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I just flushed some Skittles down the toilet. It...
Jun 14th
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C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
Jun 14th
24 notes
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I am SO unlucky. I lent my friend $3,000 for...
Jun 14th
3 notes
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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were in my...
Jun 14th
22 notes
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That awkward moment when you're in an elevator...
Jun 14th
13 notes
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Reblog if you dry off ur body parts in the same...
Jun 14th
15 notes
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Therapist -- The/rapist.
Scary thought D:
Jun 14th
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That awkward moment when someone is talking to...
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
31 notes
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Snow White lived with seven men, Pinnochio was a...
Jun 12th
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last...
Jun 11th
6 notes