February 2011
80 posts
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There's a hell in every hello. There's something...
Feb 12th
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Someone barfed Valentine's Day all over Target.
Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
15,157 notes
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Dictionaries that make you look up another word in...
Feb 10th
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That awkward moment when Christina Aguilera messed...
Feb 9th
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That awkward moment when you're at a restaraunt...
Feb 9th
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That awkward moment when you hate the song on the...
Feb 9th
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That awkward moment when you're halfway done with...
Feb 9th
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That awkward moment when you suddenly get the...
Feb 9th
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Some people aren’t worth your time or happiness....
Feb 9th
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Mentally dating a celebrity...
Feb 9th
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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. = Half Of My Energy Wasted On...
Feb 9th
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People will hate you, rate you, and shake you. How...
Feb 9th
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In life, we spend too much time wondering why...
Feb 9th
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Dear pillow fights, Why don't feathers ever...
Feb 9th
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That awkward moment when you're the only person in...
Feb 9th
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5 things you can't do!
1) Lick your elbow. 2) Tickle yourself. 3) Draw the number six while making clockwise circles with your leg. 4) Fit your whole fist in your mouth. 5) Sneeze with your eyes open.
Feb 9th
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*1 friend request* (250 mutual friends) "...I...
Feb 7th
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"Oh I want this!" *looks at price tag* "Never...
Feb 7th
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"I'm a ninja!!"
"No you're not."
"Did you see me do that?"
"DO what?!"
"Exactly!"
Feb 7th
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Hi spider. Nice spider. Let me pet you. WITH MY...
Feb 7th
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The movie '2012' is gonna be really funny/awkward...
Feb 7th
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Adding ''ish'' to the end of words when you're...
Feb 7th
20 notes
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“What’s today?” “Monday.” “No, like… the number.”
Feb 7th
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My best ideas come at night when I am trying to...
Feb 7th
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"A, B, C, or D?" "Well I haven't had a B for like...
Feb 7th
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I hate Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and...
And Sunday night too.
Feb 7th
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Texting someone to tell them you're outside their...
Feb 7th
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You were my best friend....... what happened?
Feb 7th
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Waking up and checking your phone.
Feb 7th
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My diary has never written me back once.
Feb 7th
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JK Rowling is a better name than LOL Rowling.
Feb 7th
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I DON'T TALK TO MYSELF.
jillashley: I just think out loud. :]
Feb 7th
25 notes
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that awkward moment when you think about your past...
Feb 6th
70,332 notes
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If you say "raise up lights" really fast, it...
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
24 notes
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
416 notes
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Studying, sorta looks like "student" and "dying"...
Feb 3rd
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"Fucking" is one of those fucking words you can...
Feb 3rd
16 notes
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Dear Ugly People, You're welcome! Sincerely,...
Feb 3rd
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I'll never forget the day we first met, but I'll...
Feb 3rd
6 notes
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I wanna have a party with fake alcohol... and see...
Feb 3rd
24 notes
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"Do you work here?" Nope, I just so happen to be...
Feb 3rd
5 notes
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I like "Liking" someone's facebook status when...
Feb 3rd
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Why do homeless people always have signs with...
Feb 3rd
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Dear Cellphone, Maybe if you didn't light up so...
Feb 3rd
95 notes
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I think Facebook should change the status question...
Feb 3rd
11 notes
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"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual...
Feb 3rd
6 notes
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If you want to be TOGETHER, you have TO-GET-HER....
Feb 2nd
13 notes