August 2010
19 posts
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"What time is it?" "There is a clock right there."...
Aug 31st
46 notes
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I stop the microwave with 1 second left to avoid...
Aug 27th
26 notes
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If anybody sends me any more Farmville requests, I...
Aug 27th
21 notes
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You never stop loving someone. You just learn to...
Aug 26th
16 notes
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I know I don't have a chance, but I'm going to...
Aug 26th
46 notes
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I hate when you're eating a really good orange....
Aug 26th
9 notes
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I believe in second chances. I just don't think...
Aug 26th
25 notes
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I hate it when I can't figure out which side of...
Aug 26th
23 notes
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When something upsets you, you suddenly remember...
Aug 26th
28 notes
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Is f(x) = 6x + 1 really going to help me in life?
Aug 26th
17 notes
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Welcome to Hollister, would you like earplugs, a...
Aug 26th
103 notes
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"Truth or dare?" "DARE!" "I dare you to________."...
Aug 3rd
5 notes
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A papercut is a tree's last revenge.
Aug 3rd
30 notes
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Um, no.. you may NOT have the red Starburst.
Aug 3rd
11 notes
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69 will never be JUST A NUMBER.
Aug 3rd
19 notes
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Hairdresser: "Is the length okay?" Me: "If I say...
Aug 3rd
31 notes
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I use smileys to make sure my messages don't look...
Aug 3rd
32 notes
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I open mail that says "To the parents of ____".
Aug 3rd
19 notes
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The world can't end in 2012. I have a yogurt that...
Aug 3rd
54 notes