July 2010
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No I didn't trip... The floor looked like it...
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How come Mario can smash through bricks... yet he...
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I'm sitting in the weirdest, most uncomfortable...
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"did you get home okay?" no. actually i was...
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"Dude was that a guy or girl?" "I have no idea."
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Walking into an exam, reading question 1, and...
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Throwing glitter all over your boyfriend and...
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You are 90% of why I wake up in the morning... the...
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Friendship isn't about whom you've know the...
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If you kick my chair one more time, I will turn...
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It's so nice and peaceful when I'm home alone......
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A sneak peek at iPhone 5 →
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oh lord
“Oh cool it’s bendable!” SNAP “…nevermind.”
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“Does this dress make me look fat?” “No, your fat makes you look fat.”
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You will never read only one “omgthatssotrue” fact.
Fact. :)
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It's weird how no one walks into class early...
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I hate it when I try to separate an Oreo and it...
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If I was "16 and Pregnant" I'd get a slap, not a...
Or disowned…
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Making sure the strings on your hoodie are the...
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Why are you copying off of MY paper? I sure as...
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"Can I have a sip?" does not mean half the bottle.
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Wondering if the person you can't stop thinking...
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I stop the microwave with 1 second left to avoid...
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I struggle with opening a bag, even when it says...
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Back then: "Get off the Internet so I can use the...
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I study for MINUTES and take a break for HOURS.
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I hate when my text messages don't send and you...
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You just called my house phone, and asked me where...
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Why did you upload the picture if you're gonna put...
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Hearing someone call your name, when no one...
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Home alone? Music volume ▁ ▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ ▇ ▉ 100
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Trying to dodge someone, and you both step the...
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"Can I get the $5 foot long?" "Sure, that will be...
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Boy: "She's hot." Girl: "She's a bitch." ...Girl:...
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I don't believe in 30 minute power naps. When I...
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I always miss 11:11 by a minute.
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"Wanna hang out?" "Sure, what are we doing?" "I...
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My school is constantly finding new ways to take...
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I don't even talk to half the contacts in my...
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When I was little, I would cry when I got in...
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"May I go to the bathroom?" "Why didn't you go...
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As soon as you meet someone new, you start seeing...
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If I hold a door open for you, I expect a "thank...
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I hate when people whisper secrets in front of me.
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I try to type "!!!!" but I end up actually typing...
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I pretend like I don't see you because I'm waiting...
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Not answering your phone right away to listen to...
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Saying "ooooo" when a classmate gets called to the...
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Getting out of the shower and going straight to...