November 2010
45 posts
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Police call it "reckless driving." We call it...
Nov 18th
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Losing your phone in your blankets.
Nov 18th
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Ever think that guys say "ladies first" so they...
Nov 18th
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People like you are the reason we have middle...
Nov 18th
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I remember in elementary school if you had a 64...
Nov 18th
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I always try to get to the street before the...
Nov 18th
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I repeatedly press the crosswalk button even...
Nov 18th
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When I finish a Capri Sun, I always fill it up...
Nov 18th
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In elementary school, Field Day was like the kid...
Nov 18th
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We've all tried balancing the light switch between...
Nov 18th
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Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's...
Nov 18th
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*You and friends talking in class* Teacher: Am I...
Nov 18th
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Marriage is a relationship where one person is...
Nov 18th
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I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it...
Nov 18th
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You want a perfect girl? Go buy Barbie.
Nov 18th
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That bit of graffiti that makes you think, 'How...
Nov 18th
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I've always wondered what a Krabby Patty tastes...
Nov 18th
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WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, THE VOICE IN MY HEAD...
Nov 18th
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Forgetting whether something happened in real life...
Nov 18th
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Pretending to text in awkward situations.
Nov 18th
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Trying to make your shoes squeak again so people...
Nov 18th
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Almost sneezing, making the face, not sneezing,...
Nov 18th
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If they're dumb enough to walk away, be smart...
Nov 18th
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Everything happens for a reason... I want to know...
Nov 18th
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It's not up to me anymore. If you want me in your...
Nov 18th
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Not knowing what to do when people sing you "Happy...
Nov 18th
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Saying "no" to Dora when she asks for your help.
Nov 18th
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"Wow, you've gotten so pretty." "What was I...
Nov 18th
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Why aren't they texting me back?! . . . *Checks...
Nov 18th
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People are obsessed with the front seat of the...
Nov 18th
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When I was younger, I always drew the sun on the...
Nov 18th
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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm,...
Nov 18th
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, then why...
Nov 18th
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I bought a bag of air and I got chips in it.
Nov 18th
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H.A.T.E.R.S. = Having Anger Towards Everyone...
Nov 18th
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"I LOVE Eminem!" "I like skittles better." "No,...
Nov 18th
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Video chatting with someone but looking at...
Nov 18th
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Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon...
Nov 18th
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I take a pinky promise more seriously than just a...
Nov 18th
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I hate it when you take a bite into pizza and all...
Nov 18th
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I hate it when the teacher doesn't erase the board...
Nov 18th
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[Name] went from being "in a relationship" to...
Nov 18th
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You know you're bored when you check your Myspace.
Nov 18th
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I always try to guess which elevator door will...
Nov 18th
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I flush public toilets with my foot.
Nov 18th
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