May 2013
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I have never actually seen a yellow duck.
April 2013
3 posts
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They see me rollin, they hatin.
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I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual...
4 tags
March 2013
13 posts
2 tags
Ratchet is a ghetto mispronunciation of the word...
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Why can't someone look at me the same way I look...
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Facebook is like a mom who randomly rearranges...
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2 tags
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When the teacher stops talking, I look up to make...
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Watching an ad for a trailer is like waiting in...
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Started from the bottom, still there. I just want...
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5 tags
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Accidentally stepping on your pet is the worst...
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If someone told you to meet them at 2:30am today,...
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I miss being a little kid with no stress, worries,...
February 2013
13 posts
1 tag
Are you cold?
No, I'm just on vibrate mode.
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The things you take for granted, someone else is...
1 tag
4 tags
My favorite thing about Valentine's Day is the day...
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What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit.
6 tags
5 tags
2 tags
Next time I'm losing at something, I'll just turn...
2 tags
Still waiting for Bane to come out at the Super...
2 tags
January 2013
3 posts
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
4 tags
December 2012
5 posts
4 tags
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late...
2 tags
It's kind of rigged how the winner of Miss...
1 tag
3 tags
How many Mexicans does it take to beat Pacquiao?...
November 2012
3 posts
4 tags
2 tags
When the house smells of the turkey but you can't...
2 tags
I need to get off this seafood diet. I see food, I...
October 2012
1 post
1 tag
You can't inhale through your nose and talk at the...
September 2012
5 posts
1 tag
I love how when I play Pitbull or Shakira music...
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Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry...
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I don't remember my parents getting excited every...
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4 tags
August 2012
1 post
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July 2012
3 posts
1 tag
I'm a smart person. I just do stupid things.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E,...
